Racking up the phone minutes

(we're at the dinner table)

Caleb: Beep Beep Beep

Me: What's that?

Caleb: Oh, it's my phone! (picks up his fake phone) Oh hi, Grandma Joan, I was just calling to tell you that I was eating muffins and having snack. Umm Hmm. Okay. I played trucks and trains with you today. (and he goes on.......)

Me: (sitting at table wondering when Caleb is going to finish his imaginary conversation with his grandma)

I don't know what's worse: talking on the phone at the table or the fact that he also paces the house on his fake phone (just like his momma).