I sat down at the table for some time in the Word while I drank my first cup of coffee and enjoyed my deliciously crunchy grilled cheese sandwich. First bite... good. Second bite... soo good. Third bite... what is this hard thing in my mouth? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I had cooked the twist tie from the bread into my grilled cheese sandwich. Hold your applause. Seriously.
This would seem pretty funny if I hadn't accidentally put a piece of cardboard from the cereal box in my cereal yesterday... and chewed it for a second before realizing how not cinnamon crunchy it was. Now you know why Teacher Man is in charge of making the coffee. And why my children almost never get a hot breakfast (besides oatmeal out of the microwave, toaster waffles, and, of course, grilled cheese sandwiches).
I'd love to be that mom... you know... the one who serves a three-course hot breakfast that it perfectly balanced and makes you want to get out of bed in the morning singing showtunes, but having three beautiful and very real children has made me realize that it's better for me to catch 30 more minutes of sleep and sanity than it is to have a hot breakfast. I'd rather my kids had cold cereal and a kindly speaking momma than a three-cheese omelet and a tired, angry mom. Amen.
So for the rest of you non-morning moms, way to get out of bed today and smile! You have done a great thing! And for those morning mothers who love to get up and make hot breakfast, feel free to come over any time! I like my bacon extra crispy and my grilled cheese sandwiches without twist ties.